nail polish names gone wrong

Last month, fashion designers at BleachBlack made a splash when they showed off their new nail polish: what they call the Pearl tone of \"Jizz.
\"Ladies of bleachback may know how to build a hub --
However, they are far from the only brand to introduce strange titles to beauty salons.
Emily Garber, the mastermind behind the blog\'s Stupid Nail Polish name, has seen it all ---
Pornographic (\"12-Inch Gang-Bang\"), the groan-inducing (\"Don\'t Socra-tease me\")and the flat-out Dadaist (
\"Forgive, forget, I will for me \").
In 2010, it seems that \"Pearly Pink\" will never be cut again. Salon e-
Mail Garber to talk about all the ways nail polish names will go bad.
Obviously you have seen a lot of bad nail polish names.
What are some-
There are two terrible nail polish names that have a special location in my heart: \"Skinny Depp in Lake Mickey \"(Published by OPI)
I have never been impressed by its completely unintelligible stupidity.
I don\'t understand the necessity of apostrophe at all, but assume they are necessary ---
Why, can you put them there for all the good and divine love? My main theory is that the creator of the name was swimming in Lake Michigan for research, when he was remodeled by nuclear waste from the Chicago River and developed punctuation
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I have always been surprised at Pearl Harbor in terms of attack (
Released by the color of Sin).
Why would someone name nail polish after a national tragedy, I think the next series of colors of sin will include nail polish called \"Auschwitz\" and \"September 11.
\"What\'s the worst trend you \'ve seen lately? The trend that seems to be taking over recently is to shock value through vulgarity.
I \'ve seen things like \"Dick weed\", \"penis\" and even \"12-Inch Gang Bang.
\"Really, we\'re 13 years old and another topic I \'ve seen recently is anti-feminism.
Every time I see a name that suggests helplessness is cute and feminine, like \"What is the tire jack\" and \"Lost Without GPS\", \"I have to check, to make sure I didn\'t get into the time machine and get off in 1950.
Also bad, these names also reflect the stereotype that women aim to extract jewelry from men, such as \"How many crats do you think there are\"
Traditional edgier name si believes that \"avant-garde\" names like \"Jizz\" are pure 100% marketing.
There are hundreds of white nail polish outside. -
What can a company do to sell its version? We have been through nail polish called \"lovely apricot\" and \"charming Rose\" for decades;
At this point, how much fruit and flowers can be left behind is more important, I think a non-
The traditional bad name
No one will be forced to buy nail polish because the name is faint and pleasant, but an unconventional name may attract a shopper who wants to see himself as an idol.
Is there a principal, brand-
In terms of quantity, there is no doubt that the main offender is OPI.
The main trick of their arsenal is to replace a part of a word with a random similar wordsounding word.
Not exactly the Algonquin Round Table. worthy --
I wish I could ask a linguist to go over and explain to them what the pun is!
OPI is also a good source of bad nail polish names as they keep releasing themed series to specific countries.
As a result, I feel that OPI employees have never been abroad ---
Most of their \"exotic\" names are just stereotypes, some close to racism.
Many of these names do not seem to be related to the actual color of Poland.
How much do you think there should be a connection between the color and its title? It was nice to see some flexibility in the connection between nail polish color and their name.
If you wake up in the morning and have to decide whether to wear \"light blue with silver glitter\" or \"moderate sky blue with matte finish\", it is unlikely that I have 57 pieces on my toenails that will make me smile.
On the other hand, it is very stupid to have a name that is completely unrelated to the color it represents.
Naming nail polish is like naming a painting.
A good name is complementary to what it describes, not redundant.
Just because your painting is a horse rider doesn\'t mean you have to call it the \"man riding a stallion\", but you shouldn\'t call it the \"octopus strangled banana\" either \".